Why hello there.
Yes, another guest post, this time from my brother-in-law. Clearly in my sister’s house there’s a shitload of cooking going on.
The reason for the continued guest posts is highlighted below – ShitOven Is No More.
The boyfriend has done a sterling job in sorting ordering of NewOven (current working title), disconnection and removal of ShitOven, however we are yet to find someone with the requisite electronic nouse to get NewOven connected. I’m taken with a rather unhealthy desire to bake a cake, just so I can have something cooked that doesn’t involve vast amounts of carbon and burnt bits.
In the meantime, do enjoy P’s stew. He’s American by birth but you shouldn’t hold that against him, as he’s renounced all things shitly Yank and become an Aussie citizen, with the comedy trait of a nice US accent interspersed with words like ‘mate’ in slow, Aussie drawl. I like it.
Farewell (actually, don’t farewell, you piece of festering hell-junk) ShitOven.
Right. So here’s P’s bit. Enjoy. How can you not enjoy something called slop stew, really….?
- 2 tbsp olive/vegetable oil
- 2 kilos of shoulder/leg of lamb or beef, cut into 2 inch pieces, if on the bone keep it but cut as much off of it as you can.
- 2 medium brown onions, diced n sliced
- 2 shallots sliced n diced
- 3-4 Green Onions (Spring Onions) diced
- 4-6 cloves of garlic, chopped finely (crushed if you wish)
- 2 tbsp butter
- 1/4 cup flour
- 1 cup red wine (one you would drink, doesn’t have to be expensive, but if you wouldn’t drink it why would you cook with it, right?)
- 1 Litre (4 cups) of chicken/vegetable broth, 1 Litre of beef broth
- 1 1/2 tsps of good quality sea salt
- As much freshly ground pepper as you want, don’t be stupid with it, but pepper and stew are like bread and butter…
- 2 bay leaves
- 1 tsp dried thyme
- 2 tsp dried rosemary
- 1 can of chopped tomatoes, or alternatively 4 chopped fresh tomatoes
- 4-6 stalks of celery, cut them chunky
- 4 -6 carrots, washed, skin on, cut them chunky
- 5-8 decent sized potatoes of your choosing, they’re all yummy
Slice and dice your onion collection, and mince/chop finely your garlic, throw it in a bowl and put to the side.
Cut off the meat from the lamb leg into big Paul Bunyan chunks, keep the bone. Cut most of the thick fat off, give it to your dog but you don’t want too much fat. (Ed’s note: we have stopped giving our dog the fat, because it goes straight through her, exiting at great speed and volume, with accompanying comedy noises and unfortunate olafactory concentration. Do this at your own risk).
Get yourself a big pot and put your oil in it, and start frying off the meat, throw the bone in there too, for 2-3 minutes, make it all brownish in color then remove it from the pot.
Put the meat aside in a bowl, then add all the onions to the pot, don’t let them burn, but put a lid on the pot and let them sweat and get all soft and soppy…
While this is going on I usually get my son to do the dishes I’ve just used, as you can see he’s thrilled to be in the kitchen with me 🙂
Ed’s note: This child was once a sweet and delicious small baby. Now look at him…
Once the onions are nice and soft, throw in the butter, then the flour, and stir around until it looks quite pastey and globby
Let the wine and the onion mixture simmer until it thickens, the add in your meat, along with the dried herbs, and stock…
Add your salt and pepper, don’t be slack with the pepper!
Now this where you let it simmer for about an hour…and if you haven’t already, cut up your carrots, celery and potatoes to nice big chunks, or whatever size you prefer, like I said before this recipe is a hearty type of meal, it’s suppose to be sloppy and big home cooked winter comfort food, but really it’s good any day of the year in my opinion…
I added a bit of fresh parsley from my garden, and it’s excellent just as it is with some nice crusty bread and butter, however here’s some other variations you can do to make it interesting every time…
Add a couple of tin diced tomatoes
Add a mild fresh chilli
Serve on top of rice
Instead of having potatoes in the stew, make a nice mashed potato and serve the stew on top of it.